I woke up this morning, my dick sore and listless. I looked to my left, to see who I slept with. I said, “Hey, you - who are you?”
I laid in bed thinking, last night I was drinking. My head is a pounding, my pecker is stinking. Man, whew, it smells like poo.
Now I don’t remember, just how I got home. I was gonna have two beers and go home alone, but now I’m layin’ in bed next to some homo. Aw shit, I woke up gay. Got drunk, and woke up gay.
He woke up gay, just once on one day
He woke up gay, you should see him sashay
He woke up gay, now it’s all hey, hey, hey, hey
He woke up gay, he really likes it this way. He woke up gay.
To my recollection, I once preferred bitches but now there’s a dude in my bed with no britches. No way, can I be gay?
I seem to recall when men were disgusting but now I see Brad Pitt and my zipper is busting. Oh great, I’m no longer straight?
After 12 shots of whisky, my stomach is sick or perhaps it’s the jism I drained from his dick. The blood in my butthole must mean he’s quite thick. Aw shit, I woke up gay. Got drunk, and woke up gay. Can’t wait to do it again? No!?! Got drunk and woke up gay.
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