Do you remember when we were ten, washing in the tub?
You popped up like a periscope, so I gave you a little rub.
The faster I went, the better it felt, and so I didn’t stop.
It’s thirty years later, I’m still a masturbator, I’ll be jerking it till I drop.
Jerk it till you drop, Jerk it till you drop. Tickle your pickle till he wets the bed, jerk your gherkin till you drop
Do you remember when we went on our first real big time date?
You were hoping that we’d pet her cat, but she said we’d have to wait.
I begged, I pleaded - she said “No way, beat it - My cherry you won’t pop.”
Went home with blue balls, and white-washed the walls, I’ll be jerkin it till I drop.
Jerk it till you drop, Jerk it till you drop. Spank your monkey like he broke the law, punish your primate till you drop
Do you remember when there was no beaver anywhere in sight
You said, “We should consult a pro, pay a mistress of the night.”
I pulled the car up, you asked her “How much?” She said “Freeze, I’m a cop!”
Now I’m out on parole, still playing with my pole, I’ll be jerkin it till I drop
Waterboard your willie till it tells you what you wanna hear and don’t you ever stop, torture your tool until you drop. Jerk it till you drop. Jerk it till you drop. Beat your meat until you drop. Choke the chicken till you drop. Flog the dolphin till you drop. Bop the bishop till you drop. Flick the bean until you drop. Tame the taco till you drop. Shuck the clam until you drop. Butter your muffin till you drop.
*CAST*: Aurelia Butterschmidt, Hazel Iris, Jeremy Folk, Joe Folk, Shane Folk & special guest, The SkateBat!
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